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Joke of the Day
"Clickbait. What did you expect? Honestly."
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"I heard it's a good night to see the Perseid meteor shower . . . . . . but I haven't heard how it got dirty."
"TIFU at Subway - accidentally sent someone to the ER Oops, wrong sub"
"Our love was magical.. it vanished like one of Houdini's disappearing acts"
"Lingerie is just expensive wrapping paper."
"Day 19, I have successfully conditioned my master to smile and write in his book every time I drool.- Pavlov's Dog"
"Three blind lesbians walk into a fish market. They get confused"
"I heard the kid who fell into the gorilla pit was actually trying to get the jewelry his mother dropped. He didn't get the gold but he got the silver back."
"In Need of A Psychic Reading There was a man that needed a psychic reading. He showed up on the psychic's front porch and knocked on the door. The psychic said, ""Who is it""? So he went back home."
"Toddlers always feel like the floor of a movie theater."