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Joke of the Day

"kk People who write kk instead of Okay or OK are 66.67% white supremacists."

"Haircut/Sex Correlation Jesus Joke I got that I looked like Jesus a lot when I had longer hair. It's a shame because I got a haircut and have been getting nailed less than the messiah lately."

"Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking? Parkinson's"

"You know you're too drunk to drive when... The tree you swerved for is actually the air-freshener."

"I don't like peanut butter... it just isn't my jam."

"How can you tell if a woman is faking an orgasm? Who cares"

"Jake Roper from Vsauce 3 is cancer. too soon?"

"I met my grandmother in Mexico She looked familia."

"[1st Day after wildebeests take over] I'm safe in my house [Day 7] Thought I heard clattering [Day 21] THEY CAN OPEN DOORS WITH THEIR HOOVES"

"How do you get rid of pubic lice? Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know."