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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Getting her off the wheelchair."
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"Let he who is without sin, get the hell away from me."
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His underwear fits like a glove."
"Islamophobia caused by baby sheep? Yes it is... Credit to Newsjack BBC for this one."
"If our body is made of cells, what's a picture made of? Pixels."
"A frog parked his car in the handicapped spot. It got toad."
"[Blind date] Girl: I've always had a bit of a thing for bad boys Dog: [starts putting on his coat] I don't think this is gonna work out"
"Don't drop the soap in prison because someone might steal your soap and then you will be ""the dirty guy"" and no one will have sex with you"
"Ancient Chinese proverb say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day"
"What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother? virgin"