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Joke of the Day

"""If you can't beat them, join them,"" I say, as I join my kids in demanding someone make breakfast."

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"Two owls were playing pool. One said ""Two hits."" The other replied ""Two hits to who?"""
"I came out of the closet today... And I'm currently enjoying the wonderful world of Narnia!"
"Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep? Because they have two shifts!"
"My wife says she is really looking forward to the hotel... But I have my reservations."
"What do you say to a bunch of worried Trump supporters? ""Don't worry, everything is going to be alt-right."""
"Me:I take you are seldom go to the toilet. Scumbag Friend: Why? Me:Because you are full with shit!"
"A comma is the difference between ""Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump, and Hillary Clinton."" and ""Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton."""
"Say, did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? No? Well, well, well."
"why did my wife didn't like her jewellery? cuz she is a nazi"