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Joke of the Day
"What did the duck say to the policeman? Quack"
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"What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 14 years."
"Sports do not build character. They reveal it."
"My brother can dish it out, but he can't take it. He since lost his job as a waiter."
"I had a really good joke... but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime"
"Your forehead is so big you donated it to charity for shelter!"
"I know I sound like a broken record but tomorrow I'll sound like a misfiring engine and, next week, continuous loud television static."
"My wife asked me to pass her lipbalm & I gave her superglue by mistake. She's still not talking to me"
"""Ok, hear me out. What if we gave people enough for three fries?"" -guy who invented ketchup packets"
"What is the worst part about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."