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Joke of the Day

"Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months."

"Every time someone makes a typo, I look at the location of the letters on the keyboard to consider whether it's justified."

"What do you call it when a fruit studders? A peach impediment."

"Survey abt anal They did a survey to see what people thought about anal. It was split down the middle."

"You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow."

"A photon checks into a hotel... And the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies, ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money? In a shavings account."

"Relationships are like fat people... Most don't work out!"

"I bet coke addicts only get worse once they try the cherry kind."

"The Wicked Witch swings a light saber at Obi-Wan just as he throws a water balloon at her. All anyone finds later are piles of clothes."