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Joke of the Day
"Jack LaLanne died two years ago and he's still in better shape than I am."
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"me: *turns around in swivel chair* *tents fingers* I guess you never expected to see ME again... Boss: Must we do this every Monday?"
"I have so much uneaten hummus in my refrigerator, it's borderline racist."
"Two college grads are standing at a counter... The one says to the other ""I'll have a number 6, super sized"""
"Hire a hitman is apparently not the correct answer to ""what would you do if you won the lottery"""
"Gay deer A gay deer walks out of a bar and says ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks"""
"Billy Mays is in heaven now... Billy Mays is up in Heaven partying like it's $19.99."
"If Shakespeare were alive today, he'd write a tragedy about the fate of the single French fry that comes with every order of onion rings."
"A spinoff of Zootopia would have lampooned any people from a certain fandom who drew NSFW pictures of the two leads and shipped them. Alas, *Furry Vengeance* was already taken."
"Did you hear about the fugitive midget psychic? He's a small medium at large."