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Joke of the Day
"How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner."
Next Joke
"If you can think of a better fish joke Let minnow."
"Even that crack on the wall becomes more interesting when you're meant to be studying."
"I have a magician friend who makes eggs appear out of thin air He calls the routine ""Creation Eggs Nihilo"""
"You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows."
"why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."
"Pregnant Eskimo What did the eskimo say when her water broke? Oh no, my ice cracked!"
"A woman wants to buy a pair of spectacles. A woman walks into a shop and says,"" Doctor, I think I need a pair of spectacles! "" The shopkeeper replies,"" You certainly do ma'am! This is a grocery store."
"Did you hear about the American Athlete who was stripped of all her medals? When Olympic officials tested her urine, they found traces of Lance Armstrong."
"Where do drinks go on vacation? Coaster Rica"