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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock *Knock Knock.* Who's there? *This bagel is for.* This bagel is for who? *Whom. This bagel is for whom.*"

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"The Edmonton Oilers"
"Who likes a good baseball joke? How can you tell if a catcher has the shits? The pitcher got some on his balls. ;p"
"I love picking out my wife's panties except this isn't my house and now some dudes are yelling for me to come downstairs with my hands up"
"My friends think I'm weird for sleeping with a full size body pillow It's just a lot more rare to find a dead midget."
"wow this is crazy: over 30,000 white girls ""literally die"" every year because they ""actually can't right now"""
"What does a programmer do in the toilet? A log dump!"
"What happened to the minter who went crazy? He stopped making cents."
"How do murderers turn off the lights? Killowatt"
"My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs."
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