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Joke of the Day

"I met this wonderful girl who thinks small penis isn't an obstacle for a good relationship. Now I just have to get used to that she has one."

"I used to be schizophrenic. But we are ok now."

"While they're a lot of fun on Halloween, did you know most jack-o'-lanterns end up at the pound? Please. Next year, carve a puppy."

"I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download & install Firefox up to three times faster."

"""Excuse me waiter, can I have a fork?"" ""Is Pepsi okay?"""

"How can you tell retarded kids form the art students? Retards don't wear Black."

"Knock knock Who is it? GESTAPO GESTAPO who? VEE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS!"

"I decided when I turn 21 I'm only going to smoke cigarettes when I drink Guess I'm going to be an alcoholic"

"What did Tommy Wiseau say when he got an A on his final? Oh, hi Marks!"

"""I hate it when you go off on tangents!"" ""I hate it when YOU go off on cosines!"" Irreconcilable trigonometry can kill a relationship."