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Joke of the Day

"I met this wonderful girl who thinks small penis isn't an obstacle for a good relationship. Now I just have to get used to that she has one."

"I asked for a ham and swiss, you gave me a meatball instead Woops, wrong sub."

"Did you hear about the dispensary that was selling suppositories? It turns out they were just blowing smoke up everyone's ass."

"Bar So, a man walks into a bar and says ouch."

"Where did the Japanese watch their movies in WWII The Pacific Theatre"

"I'm sorry but shits and giggles don't sound like things I want to have happen at the same time."

"I've always wanted to be a plumber But it's probably just a pipe dream."

"When your kids are little you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility."

"What's the problem with radioactive underpants? Chernobyl fall out.."

"Good news: I finally had sex with my wife last night! Bad news: I spent the entire 60secs wondering how I was going to tweet it to you guy"