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Joke of the Day
"whats black and doesn't work? decaf coffee, you racist bastard!"
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"My Girlfriend told me she had an STD Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship now."
"Did you get those pants on sale? Guy: Hey girl did you get those pants on sale? Girl: No why. Do they look bad? Guy: No cause they'd be 100% off at my place."
"Calm down mechanic guy. Just here for an oil change. If I wanted to know about all the other shit wrong with my car I'd turn the radio down."
"Robin Thicke can't even name a second Robin Thicke song"
"What do you call a Donald Trump protestor's favorite word game? Mad Libs."
"What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist? ""I got a filling, woo-hoo!"""
"what did internet man say to other internet mam ""dank meme"""
"Are you sitting down? I don't have anything to tell you, I'm just curious."
"After a rough night, I woke up one morning and thought I should join Alcoholics Anonymous... I changed my mind though, because I am NOT a quitter."