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Joke of the Day

"I'm not racist, racism is a crime. And only black people commit crimes."

"This one's a classic from my childhood: Say the letter ""X"" ten times fast. \\_()_/ "

"What do you call a Crazy female deer? A doenut"

"After being shown around, the prison warden was asked for his opinion on the prisoners' new creative writing class. ...""It has its prose & cons"""

"Are you addicted to masturbation? Reach out to me and we can beat it together."

"you can't please everybody. if you could, you'd probably be pansexual."

"I bought a new deodorant today. The instructions said ""open cap and push up bottom"". Now I can't walk but my farts smell awesome."

"[visit to zoo] See kids? All these animals have to live here in cages because they woke daddy up early one time."

"Fun new prank: Walk into a busy restaurant and call out the name of a rare Pokemon."

"*scientist finishes bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal and begins drinking the milk* ""Wait just one damn minute"" - How horchata was born"