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Joke of the Day

"Leia: You owe child support. Han: What? I'm in hyperspace. Leia: You're standing right here Han: *makes hyperdrive noises with his mouth*"

"What is a stuttering ballerinas favourite day of the week Tu-Tu Tuesday"

"I once went to a Reddit restaurant unfortunately all of the servers were busy"

"I tried to register under the username ""v1rg1nity""... ...but it's already taken."

"""Hey Frosty, calm down on the snacks. You're getting fat. Check out this six pack! You could do laundry on it!"" - the Abdominal Snowman"

"Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!"

"I'm no accountant but I'm thinking if you sold your Escalade, you could probably afford a lawnmower. Maybe even some paint for the house."

"Nothing ruins a Friday more... ...than realizing that today is Tuesday."

"I just got back from Paris It was a blast."

"My joke will make you absolute value of zero lol"