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Joke of the Day
"When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance."
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"My wife said if this gets 100 likes, we'll try butt stuff........ * Please DON'T like,,, her strap-on is big and scary....."
"North Korea claims that they detonated an H Bomb Kim Jong-un? More like Kim Jong-**BOOM**"
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"Woody Allen's version of his life will be his most brilliant fiction."
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