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Joke of the Day
"Why can't the sun talk? (First post) It doesn't have an ellipse."
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"Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you."
"Human Resources just came up with a cool new term for just about everything I like to do at work. They call it ""inappropriate"""
"SKETCH ARTIST: *holds up drawing of a single bit of straw* CAMEL: [in a wheelchair, tears in his eyes] That's him!"
"If you weigh 99 pounds and eat 1 pound of nachos you will be 1% nachos!"
"I think the best way to prevent a polar bear from raping you is to just say ""Yes!"""
"Did you hear Helen Keller was an atheist? I guess she never saw the light."
"Your mom farted... And the Universe came into being."
"My best friend swore up and down that he would stop taking credit for my accomplishments. Then today he called me to brag that he got his wife pregnant."
"How can you tell retarded kids form the art students? Retards don't wear Black."