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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear Helen Keller was an atheist? I guess she never saw the light."
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"ATTENTION: Can the owner of the 'MarioKart Champion' tshirt return to security? There are several women here who'd like to have sex with you"
"So I know a joke you can tell Native Americans... Hopefully none of them giveaway the punchline."
"What is the rudest part of the body? The privates. They're either dicks or cunts."
"Maglev train hits 310mph in Japan. Critics say it has barely left the ground."
"No power. Mitt Romney : ""8 Million Americans still have no power."" Obama: ""8 Million and one."""
"Me: Hey, I'm going to say a knock knock joke, but you have to start me off! Them: Okay.. knock knock Me: Who's there? Them: *confused silence*"
"[panting, 5 minutes into sex] It's okay, just go on without me"
"Which way will it fall? If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land? Roosters don't lay eggs"
"I'm more afraid of the shitty music my family is going to play at my funeral than I am of dying."