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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection? A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum"

"Dogs have non-traditional family structures... because they have four Pa's."

"If cavemen had Twitter we would still not have fire."

"There are two kinds of people in this world. People who say they piss in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."

"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing."

"Hey, bud. Who's Charles Foster Kane's favourite character in Titanic, bud? It's Rose, bud."

"When you anticipate, you make an ant out of I, ci and pate."

"Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares."

"What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!"

"What's the difference between a whore and a prostitute? One of them is a paid professional and the other one's your mom."