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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish boy needs $20 So he asks his father. Son: Papa, could I have twenty bucks please? Father: Ten bucks!? Whaddya need five bucks for!?"

"No thanks, NASCAR. If I wanted to spend 8 hrs watching a car drive around in a big circle, I'd go on a road trip with my mom."

"What kind of bees make milk? Boo bees."

"My girlfriend has herpes Now it's ourpes..."

"What type of energy supplement do terrorist take? C4"

"Why'd the British man cross the ocean? Freedom."

"Where does Stevie Wonder park his car? In blind spots."

"""That'll be $147,382."" - The cab driver after taking Will Smith from Philadelphia to Bel Air."

"What's a female lizard's favorite song? ""Girls just iguana have fun""."

"NASA claims that they've just discovered blood sucking bugs on the moon. They're a bunch of lunatics."