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Joke of the Day

"I got fired today, because during my lunch break, I went to the men's room and blew chunks. Chunks is our forklift driver, I should admit."

"I had sex with a prostitute last night... It turned out to be a rash decision."

"What do you call a Rhinoceros in heat? Horny."

"To my student loans I am forever in your debt."

"What do you call two Mexicans fighting one another Juan on Juan"

"One thing you can count on: For every idiot proof system devised, a new and improved idiot will arise to overcome it."

"*Filling out application* Sex: ""no thanks"" Well maybe I should write yes... I really need this job. You know what? Yeah sure I'll take sex."

"Wife: Who let the boys out? Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out?! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going.."

"Jewish Pun What did Hitler say when the Jews got away? Aushwitz, they got away!"

"If the light turns green & the guy behind you honks cause he thinks you're taking too long to go get out & start checking your tire pressure"