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Joke of the Day

"I got fired today, because during my lunch break, I went to the men's room and blew chunks. Chunks is our forklift driver, I should admit."

"How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail."

"What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final? HDMI"

"What's the most embarrassing part about Hillary Clinton's emails? The Nigerian Prince actually came through with the money transfer."

"Forget The Walmart and Amazon scam I have the best price on a PS4. I am gonna need about Tree Fiddy."

"*Speed Dating* Me: What'd you have for lunch? Her: Funny you should ask, I had this really great salad wit... Me: NEXT!!"

"Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey? To Prove They Were Not Chicken"

"Mom, dad... I'm gay. I didn't know either, someone on the internet told me"

"I kept wondering why the Frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me."

"This post just says it all! It all"