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Joke of the Day

"Why do gay guys have a really good fashion sense? Well, you would think so after spending so much time in the closet.. Read this somewhere awhile ago and made me laugh XD"

"According to WebMD, people are Sick & Tired of me"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One-to hold the bulb to the socket while the world revolves around them."

"The punchline is ""because he was trying to make ends meat."" You make up the joke. Let's see what you got."

"Found $10 in a pants pocket. It was awkward though because someone was still wearing it."

"If we do end up colonizing Mars.. ..the WiFi there would be out of this world"

"Guess where my cheating girlfriend now lives? Idaho"

"I was so excited. Thought I found an M&M at the bottom of my purse. It was only an earbud. I ate it anyway."

"Why can't Saudi woman drive? There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom."

"Q: Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? A: Because he's married."