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Joke of the Day
"Behind every great woman is a man checking out her ass."
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"When people try to play games with you, simply choose not to play. Unless it's Naked Twister. Never turn down Naked Twister."
"Elephants Did you know an elephant's sexual organs are in its feet? if they step you, you're fucked!"
"God is obviously a Civil Engineer... ... Only a civil engineer would route a sewage system through a playground."
"I was on my way to commit a heinous act of religiously motivated violence but then I saw a Coexist bumper sticker"
"Sometimes I wear a tinfoil hat. I'm not one of those wackjobs, it just makes being in the microwave more interesting."
"Twitter announced today that they've lost 134 million dollars this year. I don't know if they want us to look for it or what the deal is."
"I know wearing black is supposed to make you look slimmer but I may be taking it too far wearing this Darth Vader costume all week..."
"When u give ur phone number at CVS turn to the person behind u in line & say ""now don't be calling me for a date"""
"Stevie Wonder was in a horrendous car accident the other week. His life flashed before his ears."