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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? Nice tits, bitch!"
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"My next door neighbour is really loud and obnoxious. So now I know how Canada feels. Well, it's what he would have wanted more."
"What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops? Justin Bieber gets jealous."
"You guys wanna hear a joke? Lil Wayne"
"How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days."
"I'm so glad I married a big strong program like WinRAR He can open all of my .jars!"
"Jarndyce and Jarndyce walk into a bar... The barman says: ""Why the long case?"""
"Id like to thank the Walmart cashier for making me feel like big money. I guess you don't see many $20 bills, glad you made sure its legit."
"What is the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down someone's throat."
"Why Tom Hiddleston wasn't in age of ultron. Maybe Tom Hiddleston wasn't in age of ultron cause he's trying to stay low key."