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Joke of the Day

"If a one-legged woman is named Ilene, what do you call her after a few drinks? Tipsy, and an easy lay."

"Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

"What shampoo do dragons prefer? Head & Smolders"

"I'll put a comma, after a comma, even if it doesn't need a comma, to completely, drive you, insane."

"Our new IT guy moved here from Australia... He comes from a LAN down under."

"I slept with every girl on my soccer team... I think I'm a team player ...sorry I'll leave now :/"

"I love my 6-pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat."

"What's the difference between Luke Skywalker and a black man? Luke Skywalker eventually finds out who his father is."

"If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry clowns... ...go for the juggler."

"""You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?"" Ask the lady to the guy on the wheelchair."