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Joke of the Day

"Wife. ""Did you cut the grass?"" Me. ""Yep"" Wife. ""But it doesn't look any different!"" Me. ""I know, we had a lot of rain while you were out"""

"Jesus Joke Who killed Jesus and then said ""Aaaar, Matey""? Pontius Pirate"

"HEY CALEB- YOUR COW IS INFERTILE AND YOUR SISTER LIKES DANCING. -Amish trash talk"

"You know Toothpaste was invented in Alabama? Anywhere else and it would have been called Teethpaste!"

"Interviewer: You're hired.. Me: Thank you so much! You won't live to regret this.. Interviewer: What? Me: huh?"

"*breathes on window creating condensation *starts to write in condensation *sneezes *head slams into window and breaks it"

"What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? Rub him with oinkment."

"I'm so glad l had piles of paperwork on my desk to soak up the coffee I spilled."

"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow? Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub."

"What do you call a fish with no eye's? a fsh"