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Joke of the Day
"Hot waitress just gave me her digits! I have them in a cooler in my trunk."
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"What do you call a hirsute ceramicist? Hairy Potter"
"Wait, you've got 99 bottles of beer on the wall? A. You should be refrigerating those, not putting them on a wall. B. You are an alcoholic."
"Today your brother-in-law will announce his plan to defeat ISIS. Happy Thanksgiving."
"5 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian Roulette."
"What's the difference between a 10 year old and a stripper? .... you better fuqing know you sick fuck!"
"Why did the stoplight turn red? Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!"
"John Cena wakes up ... **John Cena wakes up in a hospital** John Cena: Where am I? Nurse: ICU John Cena: No you can't."
"You're Immature My girlfriend said that I'm too immature I said if I'm immature than why have i got an arsfor She said wats an arsefor I said shitting and giggled for 20 mins"
"I used to be indecisive. But now I'm not so sure."