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Joke of the Day
"I used to be indecisive. But now I'm not so sure."
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"""Google, how long will my trip to Cleveland take? ""Your trip will take 5 hours"" ""Google, I have a child. ""Your trip will take 9 hours""."
"What would Jesus say if you angered him? ""I'm Crossed."""
"Favorite song What's a chinese chef's favorite song? I believe I can fry."
"Open an ice cream shop with flavors like ""don't be sad,"" ""they're not worth it,"" ""you deserve better"" and see if people don't flock right in"
"Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot? A: A walkie-talkie."
"""nooooooo!!!"" - 20 yr old me seeing how much weed 35 yr old me brushes onto the floor to get ready for company"
"Drake like his women like... I like my Mustang... 47 years old."
"*gazes at laptop screen*avoids making eye contact with own reflection*"
"A man takes his shoe off in church... Man 1: *takes off shoe and starts peering inside of it* Man 2: ""What the problem?"" Man 1: *Sighs* "" I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole """