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Joke of the Day
"I used to be indecisive. But now I'm not so sure."
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"I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying"
"My sons ebola joke What do Africans have for breakfast? Ebola cereal :) (Be kind,he's only 14 lol)"
"Why does the coffee taste like shit? Because it was ground this morning."
"My first act as ruler of the universe would be changing the week to: Sunday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday."
"Teacher: ""Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"" Student: ""So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"""
"A kid looks up from his phone... ...."
"A Japanese company upset Americans by selling clothes labeled Skinny, Fat and Jumbo. They have since changed them to Large, Extra Large and American."
"I'm going to start a business in India, but have technical support staff in Boston. See how those fuckers like it."