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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures? Frodo-genic"
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"Working at the office the other day and a lady came up to me and asked for a hole punch, didn't know she knew about my signature move."
"I yell at my grandma to see if she is still alive It's a win win situation, either she's still alive or my inheritance just came in."
"A cunt. What do you call someone who says the punchline before the joke?"
"This 5 year old is taking a call from his secret agent on a calculator and now I hate my phone."
"BREAKING: Hobbit director Peter Jackson's next huge undertaking to be 3-part movie series of The Cheesecake Factory menu."
"I told my wife to go shopping for a pair of great tits. She thought I was talking about cosmetic surgery."
"Why does Bigfoot have a nice butt Because he does sassquats"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to turkey!"
"I wish snacks could talk so they could verify my whereabouts from 1 am to 3 am this morning."