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Joke of the Day
"TIL Diarrhea is hereditary It runs in your jeans"
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"Just bought a set of alphabet magnets for my fridge, so this may very well be my last tweet."
"Asked my girlfriend Shanon to tell me which fast food restaurant best describes my dick. She said Chick-fil-A, which was pretty clever, but the correct answer was Wendy's."
"Nobody's going to see a sticker on a telephone pole and then become a fan of your band."
"that sad moment when you return to your normal life after watching an awesome movie"
"Why is saying "" I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing... ...unless your at a funeral."
"Yo' mama is so stupid... (OC) She thinks Salmonella is a Disney fish princess."
"How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD? Send them to a concentration camp!"
"I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."" Then I said, ""turn left."""
"Jeremy Beadle has a tiny penis... Jeremy Beadle has a tiny penis, but on the other hand, it's massive."