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Joke of the Day

"What's the fastest liquid on earth? Milk. It's pasteurized before you can even see it."

"I went to the shop to buy eight legs of venison... But it was two deer."

"Dwayne Johnson has said that he would run for President... As long as he isn't up against paper, then he should win."

"I make terrible science jokes... ...but only periodically."

"Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity."

"My wife and I are screaming at each other from different toilets while our sons shoot each other with bb guns"

"Golfer: ""Well I have never played this badly before! Caddy: ""I didn't realize you had played before sir."""

"How do you make a kleenex dance? You put a little Boogie in it!"

"How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish."

"I went to a bulimic birthday party. First time I've seen the cake come out of the girl."