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Joke of the Day
"I make terrible science jokes... ...but only periodically."
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"Why will people click on any link with sperm or eggs in the headline? Hey, sex cells."
"A Jewish boy asks his father for 50 dollars, to which he replied.... 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for?"
"Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones? Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end."
"How is evolution and a Union construction job similar? They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work."
"Engineering students are always confused by women... ....why do the ones with the most streamlined bodies put up the most resistance?"
"What do you call a German who is up themselves? A deutsche-bag"
"What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has dates..."
"Friend: Who's that? Me: Oh...that's crazy Kathy. F: Why do you call her that? Is she funny or something? Me: No. She eats hair."
"I dropped a piece of cheese on the airplane and i know it rolled forward and some piece of shit in first class is enjoying it now"