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Joke of the Day
"Girl, are you wearing a diaper? Cause I wanna fuck the shit out of you."
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"A one liner I thought up while watching Anthony Bourdain's new show... ""I've seen more crazy shit than Anthony Bourdain's ass hole."""
"Local pharmacy robbed... Local pharmacy robbed tonight. Entire stock of Viagra taken. Police on look out for hardened criminal."
"*takes coffee from hot barista *makes eye contact *smiles *winks *sips scalding coffee ""Thankth, thexy! Theeya!"" *walks outside *screams"
"Have you ever tried sky diving without a parachute? It's a once in a lifetime experience"
"I just saw a guy with no legs. I told him all about my recent stubbed toe. I hope it made him feel better about the whole no legs thing."
"John went to the doctor saying that he cannot stop thinking and hear about skittles he was going crazy and paranoid. The doctor diagnosed him with Skittlophrenia."
"Gotye used to be popular. Now he's just somebody that we used to know."
"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 Brazilian"
"Everytime I text my new boss, his only response is FU! I should have expected it. They all told me he was a man of few words."