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Joke of the Day

"Trying to figure out a Tiger Woods joke. All I know is the punchline: ""A hole in one."" Probably something to do with a vag."

"The ""Slow Children Playing"" signs always make me sad. Would it cost that much more to thrown in punctuation?"

"No I in team Word of advice; if anyone ever gives you the ""There is no I in team!"" speach, you look him dead in the eye and say ""true, but there is a 'U' in dumb."""

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers!"

"B OO P Top View, Front View, Side View"

"Guns don't kill people People that have 5 kids, 1 cat, 2 ex-mother-in-laws & work 50 hours a week without wine in their life, kill people"

"Valentine's Day is for people who lack the imagination to be romantic during the rest of the year."

"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated."

"Just got a belly piercing. It's a mistletoe, I don't want any confusion on where I want your lips this Christmas."

"Why can't a schizophrenic kleptomaniac become President? He always takes office clothes."