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Joke of the Day

"Trying to figure out a Tiger Woods joke. All I know is the punchline: ""A hole in one."" Probably something to do with a vag."

"I wanna be rich enough to have 11 midgets who run out of my closet every morning dressed as a nascar pit crew to make my bed really fast"

"What is Stevie Wonder's favorite guitar chord? C Minor"

"Sailors really want to be cool. But they're just naut."

"A blind guy walks into a bar... His friend then asks if he is okay."

"Couple trolling A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says ""I love you"". The husband says ""Is that you or the wine talking?"". The wife replies ""It's me, talking to the wine""..."

"What do you call a dark skinned surfer? A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke."

"They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer So I pushed Steve off a cliff, just in case it was him."

"I leave notes around the house to remind me of things I need to do, like ""Pick up milk"" or ""Pay gas bill"" or ""Stop wasting your life away"""

"With abs like his, are we certain Jesus didn't just diet for our sins?"