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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part of finger banging a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free."

"Greek mythology summed up in five words Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling horny"

"Mark Zuckerberg came up with the idea for Facebook when he was at a party & a racist uncle wrote a bible quote on a painting then poked him"

"I just drop my keyboard on the floor by accident... I lost control."

"A joke is like a frog.... when you dissect it dies"

"Dad joke Dad: [Grabs chest] Quick! call me an ambulance! Son: You're... an ambulance. Dad: I'm-I'm so proud of you, son. [Dies]"

"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on ""America's Most Wanted."""

"What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool? Radish"

"How did Hitler become a hero? He killed Hitler."

"Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside? Because 9/11 was an inside dog."