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"Oh hey, I see you touched your computer again. -Adobe Updater"
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"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die... then I got Netflix, so now I have better things to watch."
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"I don't trust anyone who doesn't count their donuts before leaving a drive-thru."
"These boots. Were made. For Walken."