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"My Grandma's church was odd in that they worshipped paintings. Very weird. Every week they would stand up and sing ""How Great Thou Art"""
"How Long is an asian dick I mean, seriously, I saw him stealing cookies from a little girl."
"Idea: a neck tattoo that depicts a man having an unsuccessful job interview because of his neck tattoo"
"Whats white on the outside green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !"
"I'm pretty busy today, so if you could just go ahead and offend yourself for me that would be great. Thanks!"
"If a man grows weed in a dead man's stomach, dose that make it canniballus?"
"""Mom, I found out I had colon cancer today."" ""REALLY? What are the symptoms??"" ""Why do I always have to start a list..."""
"Honey I Shrunk the Kids : A Beginner's Guide to Steroid Use"
"Why can't you shop in the UAE? There's nothing Dubai."