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Joke of the Day

"After handing cashiers money, I like to caress their hand just to let them know all sales don't have to be final."

"When on a school trip, somebody pissed in the shower. It really ruined the trip to Auschwitz."

"A man walks into library & asks if they have any books on coincidences. The librarian says, ""As a matter of fact, this one's just arrived."""

"Knock knock. - Who is there? A person that likes to tell anti jokes."

"What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons? a Filipino"

"when i got asked to do the thanksgiving prayer Thanks Obama!"

"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !"

"Today's laugh Every day I tell myself: ""Jack, you have to stop drinking"". Good thing my name ain't Jack!"

"Did I tell you the joke about my penis? Oh never mind it's too long."

"My boyfriend called me today in tears. He said he found a lump on his testicles. I explained to him that it was actually his cock"