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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a rethorical question and a joke?"
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"Startle and amuse your cat by replacing its kitty litter with Poprocks. (Ladies: feel free to share this idea on your pinny website thing.)"
"My ceiling fan has 3 settings: 1. Very slow 2. Slow 3. I'm about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident"
"54% of IKEA purchases end in divorce."
"me: *dies* mom: no get up you still have to go to school."
"I asked a Jewish girl for her number... She rolled up her sleeve"
"What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town? A bumblegee"
"My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak. If only they could see me now..."
"The man who invented auto-correct has died. May he restaurant in piece."
"What do you call an Asian pothead? Tao Lee"