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Joke of the Day

"What do you call frozen hamburger patties? Burrrrrrgers."

"What's the difference between a stripclub and a circus? One has cunning stunts and the other has stunning cunts."

"What type of blood does a keyboard have? Typo"

"If we are talking and I reach up and slowly turn my bear suit head around backward, our conversation is over."

"What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a pedophile? alien vs predator"

"Wife: You should cut the grass. Me: Yes, dear. W: And, you really need to trim that bush. M: *mumbles* Yeah, you too. W: What? M: Yes, dear."

"What do you call the survivors of the holocaust? Residue."

"*middle of an argument* Me-There are so many great things to do with a human mouth... ...why waste it on talking. Friend- like what? Me- Motor boating "

"What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts? My mum."

"The creator of WinRAR was arrested and put on trial The trial was supposed to last 40 days, but it keeps on going"