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Joke of the Day
"How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek)."
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"What's the hardest thing that every snowboarder has to do in his life? Tell his mom and dad that he's gay."
"Never argue with a woman when she's tired...or when she's rested."
"Hey girl... Hey girl I have a saving account and a dick. One is really big and one is really small but either way you will be satisfied"
"I never feel more American than when Hulu makes me pick my ""advertising experience."""
"What is the difference between animal abuse and animal cruelty? . . . The size of your dick."
"On their death beds, I bet a lot of bad guys wish they would have turned around and watched more explosions."
"How does a blonde high-five? She smacks herself in the forehead. "
"Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)"
"I bet nobody here knows the name of the ""unknown soldier"" It's probably because they're so undrground."