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Joke of the Day

"Why do Belgians eat their french fries out of a funnel? They never want to lose a brown one once they've been burned"

"For all of you fighting about Black Friday, please remember... All Fridays matter."

"Went to the shoe store and bought a pair of converse, disappointed they haven't talked back yet."

"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of the seeing eye dog."

"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated"

"Zayn is leaving 1D. BBC sacked Jeremy Clarkson... Imagine the headlines ""New Top Gear host Zayn Malik"" ... ""New One Direction member Jeremy Clarkson"" :D"

"The best & funniest part of The Big Bang Theory.., is when I get the remote to change the channel."

"I couldn't afford a vacation in Mexico, so I watched the Spanish channel all day and ate some undercooked chicken."

"What do you call a Jewish rock band? I want my nickelback"

"I've discovered a magical land through the back of the wardrobe, it's inhabitants are similar to my neighbours, albeit a lot more hostile."