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Joke of the Day

"Why do Belgians eat their french fries out of a funnel? They never want to lose a brown one once they've been burned"

"I still remember when everyone wanted their phone to be smaller. Now that we can watch porn on them, everyone wants them bigger."

"Posted a photo of my clean house on Facebook and it was flagged as fake news."

"What do you call a homosexual on fire that jumps into water? A flameboyant homosexual"

"How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck? A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!"

"Cute guy: Can I pet your dog? Me: (several blocks later) I have soft hair too. :("

"The Mods they are a joke !"

"My wife left me because I kept touching pasta inappropriately... Now I'm feeling cannelloni"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? THATS NOT FUNNY (must yell it)"

"Bobbing for apples is just waterboarding with fruit."