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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to be a standup comedian.. they asked me to sit down."

"What did the bee say to his wife? No on knows. It's a Mister Bee."

"I realize not everyone is cool with Easter egg hunts, but they are vital. They help manage the egg population and keep it at healthy levels"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped snow white"

"My cousin Denise's baby Alpo was born with no feet and a full adult penis because she drank Four Loko when she was pregnant :("

"Why was the cop absent from work? He had swine flu"

"they say running is addictive, that's why i don't do it, i'm afraid i'll end up in a fitness gym alley offering sex for treadmill time."

"Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews."

"Sidebar rule: Reposts are allowed... ...and clear statement that you want to take credit for someone else's work."

"Why is a laundromat a bad place to pick up women? Because if she can't afford a washer and dryer, she will never be able to support your broke ass..."