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Joke of the Day
"Why was the cop absent from work? He had swine flu"
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"""I'm constantly quoting myself. Like right now, for instance."" I just said that."
"I don't like working at the IRS It's incredibly taxing"
"I read a metalworking book on how to attach two pieces of sheet metal together. The story was riveting."
"Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac? There was no outlet"
"""Said no one ever."" -Said everyone on Twitter."
"Repairing Old Clothes by Fred Bare"
"Twitter: your jokes suck Instagram: your face sucks Snapchat: your life sucks Facebook: your family misses you and is also racist"
"Always the best looking one in the room. *Restroom **Restroom stall whatever"
"A boy went into the local department store where he saw a sign on the escalator - 'Dogs must be carried on this escalator.' The boy then spent the next tow hours looking for a dog."