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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between quarter and the eighth. $50 bucks"
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"Saw this quote behind a auto rickshaw I couldn't afford a Volkswagen. Thus, auto."
"What the hell is Laser Hair And why does everybody want it removed."
"I was gonna take a selfie, but I just checked the mirror and I still have the same face."
"Funny joke I heard during christmas Two nuns are sitting in a tub and one says to the other ""where's the soap"" and the other nun replies ""yes it does""."
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"I used to be into infantalism... I eventually grew out of it."
"To a young housewife: remember that a small bottle of vodka not only will decorate the table but also will hide your cooking mistakes."
"When I go in to kiss a girl, I always close my eyes. Ive just learned from experience, if my eyes are open, more pepper spray gets in them."
"What does Bill Clinton say when he is having anal sex with Hillary Clinton? I'm fucking Hillary-ass (hilarious)"