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Joke of the Day

"What the hell is Laser Hair And why does everybody want it removed."

"i was singing a christmas song I was Singing a Christmas song and I replaced mistel with camel"

"Occasionally, I like to go to Walmart, buy a jar of Vaseline, a cucumber and a Bottle of Gin and wink at the cashier"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of the silent P."

"For Halloween I'm giving out razor blades with candy in them. These kids'll be shaving away and then BAM - nougat everywhere."

"Is a lightsaber's blade hot or cold? Neither. Its warm. *picks up lightsaber *warm warm warm*"

"I treat women well cause I'm a real man. Also, if I'm nice to them maybe they'll come over and kill this spider for me"

"Mama said there'd be days like this, and also ""knock you out"" ??? I don't know, you talk to her. She sounds drunk."

"You know what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket? Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket!"

"Whats the stupidest animal in the Jungle? the Polar Bear"