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Joke of the Day
"What the hell is Laser Hair And why does everybody want it removed."
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"You know what Victoria's Secret is.. Over charging you for a tiny piece of fabric that can be pushed aside by a tongue."
"Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus? They always fal-afel off the tight rope."
"I heard Cobras dance to music. I played some Justin Bieber for my pet Cobra and he bit himself and died."
"A guy I know got bitten by a radioactive bedbug. He spent 3 weeks in a coma, but when he came round again he was able to fold a fitted sheet"
"There is no cool way to chase after a ping pong ball."
"What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb? You can un-screw a lightbulb."
"There was two people in the bus I wasn't the one who farted"
"Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey? Because he was dead."
"My To Do List: 1. Buy a flat screen TV. 2. Hang it on a wall. 3. Put a tub of boiling water under the TV 4. Watch ""The Ring"" and see tht bitch fall when she crawls outta my TV."