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Joke of the Day
"I get wetter as you get dryer. What am I? A necrophiliac."
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"Just saw a fat woman lick icing off of her sleeve so that is the last time I eat in front of a mirror."
"What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare."
"If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? Ans : No time at all it is already built."
"I used to face my problems head on... ...now my forehead has bruises."
"What do you call a singing laptop? A dell"
"What does a selfish cow say? ""Meeeeeeeeeeeeee"""
"What's the same about Christmas and work? I do all the work and a fat man in a suit gets all the credit."
"A little girl says to her mother, ""Mommy, I want to be a feminist when i grow up"" Her mother replies, ""Well pick one, Honey. You can't do both."""
"My cell-mate had nick name for me... Mitochondria."