107002

Joke of the Day

"I was worried about the price of bread in India But then I realized it's a naan issue."

"Teacher: Class we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!"

"What do you call a fake Chinese iPhone? A slanted-iPhone"

"What do you call glass cookware from Jamaica? Pyrex of the Caribbean"

"What idiot called it removing a curse and not a hexagon?"

"Q: Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve? A: It was a litterbug."

"You can't run in a campground, you can only ran because it's past tense."

"Sorry we missed you In 3 days your package will be available at your second closest FedEx location"

"I taped a slice of bread on the ceiling. And that's how you start a rave party in Ethiopia."

"I think my glasses make me look ugly... and so do my contacts"