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Joke of the Day

"My wife complained the other day, ""Why did God give women periods with cramp pains and men nothing?"" I laughed and said, ""Don't be silly honey, he gave us women."""

"A bit of Christmas Doggerel Oh, you better not shout, you better not cry, you better bite the pillow, cuz I'm going in dry."

"Four word joke Boy scouts. Girl guides."

"I got into an argument with my parents about video games. It was a stupid reason to fallout for."

"I'll see your Limerick. . I was driving along in my Bentley, tossing off ever so gently I hit a bump in the road and I shot my load not on purpose, but quite accidently!"

"My Dog I swear my dog thinks the floor in every room is the dinner table, every time I enter or leave a room she has to stand up."

"""I gotta 'A' in spelling"" Tony told his father. ""You dope!"" he replied. ""There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"""

"What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so? ""Curses, foiled again!"""

"I've been putting vodka in my fruit smoothies. Also no fruit."

"Send a guy to the grocery store without a list, and you deserve whatever you get."