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Joke of the Day

"What do we want?! Redundancy! What do we want?! Red-uhh. redundancy?"

"If you smell Axe body spray on your lawyer you're going to jail."

"Two Trump supporters are walking side by side. After a while, one asks the other ""Can I walk in the middle now?"""

"Yesterday I found out my girlfriend of 5 years has conditional gemder dysphoria She said she needed to be Frank with me"

"Guys with ponytails are clearly vampires because there's no way you can actually see yourself in a mirror & still think that looks good."

"Knock knock. (Who's there?) Ric Flair. Ric Flair WHOOO?!"

"Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs."

"Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's? Because omg they can't even."

"?When the moon hits your eye? You'll be killed. It's massive."

"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue? You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there!"