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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist fuck."

"What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection? Tommy Hilfigeritout"

"Want To Hear A Knock Knock Joke? 2 Guys Walk Into A Bar"

"Where do Muslims go after they die? Everywhere."

"To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office... ..I will find you. You have my Word. --- Edit: 1000 upvotes. Of course it would be on a self post. :( Thanks though. <3"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... I don't like coffee"

"People with dysgraphia (inability to spell) also tend to answer arithmetical problems in an unpredictable, seemingly random matter. According to them, you can't spell ""calculation"" without ""luck""."

"Did you hear about the nutty professor? He pursued a career in *m*acadamia!"

"What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!"

"Difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong-un. One is tyrannical and ruthless dictator, who destroys each and every opposition and other is supreme leader of North Korea."