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Joke of the Day

"Difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong-un. One is tyrannical and ruthless dictator, who destroys each and every opposition and other is supreme leader of North Korea."

"What is the biggest mistake Steve Jobs ever made? He thought it was ""being at Apple every day"", not ""eating an apple every day""."

"My friend and I are in a beard growing contest Right now it's neck and neck."

"What is the difference between a teacher and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four..."

"Aids... -What would prevent AIDS from spreading in Africa? -Sex only after lunch"

"Can you believe they're the same age? http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2015/10/07/stars-who-are-the-same-age/#/slide/kylie-maisie-same-age"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Body-Piercing Barbie ...comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments"

"What makes light beer and having sex on a canoe essentially the same thing? They are both fucking close to water."

"A schmooze.... ...what Sean Connery calls an afternoon nap"

"A blonde woman one read that over 70% of car accidents happened within 15 minutes of home... She decided it'd be safer to live somewhere else."