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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee... I don't like coffee"

"How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb? It's independent of population size."

"A nice looking girl waved at me earlier today but there was no way I was swimming out that far to save her."

"What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth? Go go power rangers!"

"Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!"

"What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop? What a wondrous *turd* of events."

"Approach a woman in a bar and whisper ""Hey, wanna get out of here?"" If she says yes, you can sit where she was."

"In the middle east its hard to tell who's crazy, And Hussein."

"I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer. I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!"

"Where do banana slaves go to work? Plantaintions."